Targwigsin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, humorless mouse.

Targwigsin created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targwigsin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targwigsin, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Targwigsin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Targwigsin's Holy Commandments

1. Put Targwigsin first in all things.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not eat bananas.