Volsanflam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful newt.

Volsanflam created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Volsanflam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Volsanflam, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Volsanflam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Volsanflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat green fruit.