Cutbentunquamditripbaggess is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered otter.

Cutbentunquamditripbaggess created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutbentunquamditripbaggess, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cutbentunquamditripbaggess, it will think nothing of it.

Cutbentunquamditripbaggess' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cutbentunquamditripbaggess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Worship no other gods but Cutbentunquamditripbaggess.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.