Yimmabcuss is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tiresome human.

Yimmabcuss created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimmabcuss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yimmabcuss, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yimmabcuss' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Yimmabcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.