Wodfudmabkemkam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish crab.

Wodfudmabkemkam created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodfudmabkemkam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wodfudmabkemkam, she will destroy your home solar system.

Wodfudmabkemkam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wodfudmabkemkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Worship no other gods but Wodfudmabkemkam.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not covet oxen.