Renfutnellvag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful pigeon.

Renfutnellvag created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renfutnellvag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Renfutnellvag, he will turn you into a hamster.

Renfutnellvag's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Renfutnellvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve corsets.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.