Nurdadgep is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional hamster.

Nurdadgep created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurdadgep, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nurdadgep, he will strike you with lightening.

Nurdadgep's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nurdadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Nurdadgep loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

5. Never play with disobedient children.