Appquaglarp Pomlatgod is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, competent seal.

Appquaglarp Pomlatgod created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appquaglarp Pomlatgod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Appquaglarp Pomlatgod, she will turn you into a sheep.

Appquaglarp Pomlatgod's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Appquaglarp Pomlatgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never paint your arms yellow.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always take life seriously.