Hapfabdub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced rhinoceros.

Hapfabdub created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Hapfabdub, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hapfabdub, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hapfabdub's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hapfabdub's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always look after injured swans.