Yartnelbab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, strong beaver.

Yartnelbab created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartnelbab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yartnelbab, he will turn you into a rock.

Yartnelbab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Yartnelbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never sing near cats.