Yartnelbab is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, strong
beaver.
Yartnelbab created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yartnelbab, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Yartnelbab, he will turn you into a rock.
Yartnelbab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Yartnelbab's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never talk about gravity.
3. Do not wear mauve clothing.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never sing near cats.