Nillzogpop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous centaur.

Nillzogpop created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillzogpop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nillzogpop, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nillzogpop's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nillzogpop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Retreat if six shrews approach from the west.