Cibditzod is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, loving dragonfly.

Cibditzod created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibditzod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cibditzod, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cibditzod's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cibditzod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibditzod.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.