Zograpjab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciless finch.

Zograpjab created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zograpjab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zograpjab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Zograpjab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Zograpjab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never jump near dogs.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zograpjab.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help sick turtles.