Watontcat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying wyrm.

Watontcat created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watontcat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Watontcat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Watontcat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Watontcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.