Bepgedtail is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, grumpy eagle.

Bepgedtail created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepgedtail, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bepgedtail, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bepgedtail's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bepgedtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of doves.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always take life seriously.