Tailrillkonlop is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, blissful unicorn.

Tailrillkonlop created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailrillkonlop, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tailrillkonlop, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tailrillkonlop's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tailrillkonlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.