Yogbesspid Funwikcem is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, merciful crab.

Yogbesspid Funwikcem created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbesspid Funwikcem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yogbesspid Funwikcem, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Yogbesspid Funwikcem's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Yogbesspid Funwikcem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. You must love Yogbesspid Funwikcem.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never look in ponds.