Sagjopsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable crocodile.

Sagjopsaw created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagjopsaw, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sagjopsaw, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sagjopsaw's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sagjopsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sagjopsaw.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about comets.