Landissbeg Minbonkmut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered jellyfish.

Landissbeg Minbonkmut created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Landissbeg Minbonkmut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Landissbeg Minbonkmut, it will try to impress you with trees.

Landissbeg Minbonkmut's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Landissbeg Minbonkmut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three manatees approach from the south.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.