Begsomfly Yarpzigquag Homzimmot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody eagle.

Begsomfly Yarpzigquag Homzimmot created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Begsomfly Yarpzigquag Homzimmot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Begsomfly Yarpzigquag Homzimmot, she will manifest in front of you.

Begsomfly Yarpzigquag Homzimmot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Begsomfly Yarpzigquag Homzimmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Worship no other gods but Begsomfly Yarpzigquag Homzimmot.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.