Fly is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast chicken.

Fly created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fly, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fly, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fly's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fly's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.