Fly is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast
chicken.
Fly created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fly, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Fly, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Fly's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Fly's Holy Commandments1. Always treat doves with great respect.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not kill goats.
4. Never write about moons.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.