Bopcissdanriplopbamnarquill Larnyarlcem
is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, staggering
dragon
.
Bopcissdanriplopbamnarquill Larnyarlcem
created matter eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bopcissdanriplopbamnarquill Larnyarlcem
, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Bopcissdanriplopbamnarquill Larnyarlcem
, he will turn you into a plant.
Bopcissdanriplopbamnarquill Larnyarlcem's
most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Bopcissdanriplopbamnarquill Larnyarlcem's Holy Commandments
1. Hide if nine shrews approach from the west.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Hide from fawn voles for they are unholy.
5. Never think about amino acids.
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