Bopcissdanriplopbamnarquill Larnyarlcem is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, staggering dragon.

Bopcissdanriplopbamnarquill Larnyarlcem created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopcissdanriplopbamnarquill Larnyarlcem, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bopcissdanriplopbamnarquill Larnyarlcem, he will turn you into a plant.

Bopcissdanriplopbamnarquill Larnyarlcem's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bopcissdanriplopbamnarquill Larnyarlcem's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine shrews approach from the west.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide from fawn voles for they are unholy.

5. Never think about amino acids.