Hinhitkom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless turtle.

Hinhitkom created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Hinhitkom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hinhitkom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hinhitkom's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hinhitkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never talk about fire.