Popmaplarn is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome skunk.

Popmaplarn created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Popmaplarn, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Popmaplarn, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Popmaplarn's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Popmaplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.