Cit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, vain snail.

Cit created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cit, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Respect your elders.