Volfuthon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent newt.

Volfuthon created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Volfuthon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Volfuthon, she will not invite you to parties.

Volfuthon's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Volfuthon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Volfuthon on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never talk about tortoises.