Hogtabart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, capable wombat.

Hogtabart created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogtabart, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hogtabart, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Hogtabart's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hogtabart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray immersed in water.