Botparkman is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive mouse.

Botparkman created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botparkman, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Botparkman, he will turn you into a tree.

Botparkman's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Botparkman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botparkman.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.