Titvidmet is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, effective hare.

Titvidmet created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Titvidmet, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Titvidmet, he will turn you into a mouse.

Titvidmet's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Titvidmet's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Titvidmet.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Do not jump in public.