Watnelomin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, effective squirrel.

Watnelomin created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watnelomin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Watnelomin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Watnelomin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Watnelomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Always obey Watnelomin's priests.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.