Likrawpom Gedrill is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing cat.

Likrawpom Gedrill created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Likrawpom Gedrill, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Likrawpom Gedrill, she will cry a lot.

Likrawpom Gedrill's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Likrawpom Gedrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide from red shrews for they are unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Likrawpom Gedrill.

5. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.