Kipbamsid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, amazing hyena.

Kipbamsid created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipbamsid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kipbamsid, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kipbamsid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kipbamsid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.