Kapbodfon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective wombat.

Kapbodfon created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Kapbodfon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kapbodfon, it will turn you into a duck.

Kapbodfon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Kapbodfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always obey Kapbodfon's priests.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Hide if four tapirs approach from the south.