Neltarpog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy crane.

Neltarpog created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Neltarpog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Neltarpog, it will boil you in a big pot.

Neltarpog's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Neltarpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide if six gulls approach from the west.

5. Do not stand on grass.