Bitbogdap is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sapient tapir.

Bitbogdap created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitbogdap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bitbogdap, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bitbogdap's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bitbogdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Do not stand on grass.