Kenfubjap is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sage fairy.

Kenfubjap created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenfubjap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kenfubjap, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kenfubjap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kenfubjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.