Fitbast is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental capybara.

Fitbast created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitbast, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fitbast, he will destroy your home planet.

Fitbast's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fitbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never hurt porpoises.