Cipflowgovtaflibsisrap is a god.

He takes the form of a small, moody pigeon.

Cipflowgovtaflibsisrap created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipflowgovtaflibsisrap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipflowgovtaflibsisrap, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cipflowgovtaflibsisrap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cipflowgovtaflibsisrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always take life seriously.