Hogdibragwikwigpiggut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy dryad.

Hogdibragwikwigpiggut created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hogdibragwikwigpiggut, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hogdibragwikwigpiggut, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hogdibragwikwigpiggut's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Hogdibragwikwigpiggut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never jump near ducks.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Respect your elders.