Tarhunbin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent walrus.

Tarhunbin created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarhunbin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarhunbin, she will be very sad.

Tarhunbin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tarhunbin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not eat pineapples.