Kinbon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful pig.

Kinbon created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinbon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kinbon, it will turn you into a frog.

Kinbon's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kinbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not eat apples.