Voglogdab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, uncaring frog.

Voglogdab created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Voglogdab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Voglogdab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Voglogdab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Voglogdab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three doves approach from the north.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Voglogdab.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.