Cudbudmin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, vain whale.

Cudbudmin created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbudmin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudbudmin, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cudbudmin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cudbudmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about seals.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cudbudmin.

5. Do not run in public.