Yatfedgan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring mongoose.

Yatfedgan created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatfedgan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yatfedgan, she will turn you into a mole.

Yatfedgan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yatfedgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yatfedgan.

3. Never feed lentils to tortoises while wearing mauve boots.

4. Never jump near rats.

5. Never talk about amino acids.