Mathomtad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome pig.

Mathomtad created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Mathomtad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mathomtad, it will manifest in front of you.

Mathomtad's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Mathomtad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Mathomtad on top of all buildings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must love Mathomtad.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.