Ragbemstergetgil is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, vain naga.

Ragbemstergetgil created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbemstergetgil, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ragbemstergetgil, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ragbemstergetgil's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ragbemstergetgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Put Ragbemstergetgil first in all things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.