Fidzoghug is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able crab.

Fidzoghug created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidzoghug, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fidzoghug, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fidzoghug's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fidzoghug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

4. Retreat if three seals approach from the east.

5. Never talk about ducks.