Dibrilljam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, kind skunk.

Dibrilljam created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dibrilljam, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dibrilljam, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dibrilljam's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dibrilljam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.