Zedbinwot is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic dragon.

Zedbinwot created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedbinwot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zedbinwot, she will turn you into a tree.

Zedbinwot's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zedbinwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.