Tabbidpig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying hare.

Tabbidpig created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabbidpig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tabbidpig, he will turn you into a slug.

Tabbidpig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tabbidpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Never sing near foxes.

5. Never go into orange rooms.